When I Win The Lottery lyrics

I'm sick of sitting at home
because I don't have an cash
My cable got cut off
so I watch re-runs of M*A*S*H
if money dont't buy happiness
then i don't know what does
if I had some I'd buy some booze,
at least I'd have a buzz.
They say that money's power,
and power's what corrupts.
Well corrupt me quick, I'm really bored
and I could use the bucks
The day will come, I'll get what's mine,
I know the world owes me.
And all my friends will ride along,
when I win the lottery
When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
Hold court behind a barbed wire fence.
The king of jaded innocence,
A diletante of decadence,
The incarnation of excess
My house will be a pleasure dome
just like Kubli-Khan's
With a basement shooting range
so I can play with all my guns.
I'll buy a liquor store
to deliver just to me
And live-in prostitutes
will fulfill my every fantasy
I'll hire washed up metal bands
to play there every day,
I'll fill my swimming pool up
to the rim the Tanquray,
Have a stable full of midgets
that I'll train out in the yard,
And hire old pro wrestlers
to be my body guards.
When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
A lifestyle of debauchery,
Profanity and sodomy
I'm sick of sitting at home
because I don't have an cash
My cable got cut off
so I watch re-runs of M*A*S*H
if money dont't buy happiness
then i don't know what does
if I had some I'd buy some booze,
at least I'd have a buzz.
When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
Hold court behind a barbed wire fence.
The king of jaded innocence,
A diletante of decadence,
The incarnation of excess
When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy,
A tribute to my vanity.
That borders on insanity.
A lifestyle of debauchery,
Profanity and sodomy