In Mullingar, Westmeath born and raised
At Nando's, is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, Maxing, Relaxing all cool then I go eat
Some chicken outside the school.
When a couple of chavs, they were up to no good
They started making trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom started objectin'
She said "Your moving to London and joining one direction.
I made it through auditions, thanks to Katy Perry
And that's where I met Lou, Zayn, Liam, and Harry.
And now who would've thought that we've come this far!
I'm sure as hell not going back to Mullingar.
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/o/one_direction/fresh_prince_of_mullingar.html