Welcome To My World lyrics

Sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks
Welcome to my world, welcome to my world
Whacking it to late night cinemax

Welcome to my world

Jagermeister and captain crunch
Nicotine and the brady bunch
I'm building a boat out of pudding cups

Welcome to my world

Welcome to my world
Non-stop no-girl action without you

This old shirt is starting to stink
I don't give a damn what people think
I can take a leak in the kitchen sink

Welcome to my world

No you needn't she'd a tear
'cause I've got waffles and I've got beer
And i've got mr. belvedere

Welcome to my world

Welcome to my world
Non-stop no-girl action without you

Don't want to be here
Don't want to be here tonight
Can't stand another episode of cheers tonight
I hate that woody
I hate diane
Frasier and norm
And that dumbass mailman!