Napoleon XIV – Marching Off To Bedlam lyrics
One, two, three!
Here we go!
Ho, ho, ho!
*sung in background all the way through*: Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum
Knock, knock, knock!
Come right in!
Youґre the people from the looney bin!
Howґd you guys get here so soon?
Did you spot my toy balloon?
Please donґt make the straps too snug.
Iґve always been a fragile bug.
Must we march?
Canґt we ride?
Iґve got my horse parked right outside.
Glad to see that weґre on time
But must you always speak in rhyme?
Lock the door and hide the key,
ґCause if I get loose, you wonґt catch me
*panting from ring ding dinger
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