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Melissa Ferrick – I'm A Lesbian lyrics

Please momma can't you see, I've always tried to please
I wore ribbons and jewelry and make up and perfume and dresses down to my knees
You said that it's a phase, just something I'd out grow
But I got a girlfriend and she's got a lawn that I'd sure like to mow
Go on and wish that Brad Pitt would come along
But I prefer Madonna in a lacy thong

'Cause I'm a lesbian, I don't like nothing swinging 'tween there legs
Yeah I'm a lesbian, I don't know why god gave me eggs
When I have s** it's fun and clean, and no man can jump in between
No I don't need no magic wand
I'm a lesbian

They talk behind my back and critize my life
But I get no complaints from Lou Donna Frillaze wife

'Cause I'm a lesbian, I'd rather be with jane than dick
Yeah I'm a lesbian, a penis doesn't do the trick
When we go in for 69, I know her's is the same as mine
Hide your wives cause hear I come
I'm a lesbian

I'm a lesbian
When does cheerleading practice start
Hey there cutie

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