I had the fever I had the chills
I knew I needed some little red pills
I went to the doctor and said I have the chills
What do you have to cure my ills
The d o c said Ive a got a lot
I could even prescribe a bag of pot
But I think you'll find one drug the best
I recommend you put it to the test
So I said what the hey
Give me the drug and do it today
Ill take what ever you tell me to
Just to rid myself of this stupid flu
So he gave me a bottle with a little label
And I took the pills while watching cable
I didn't read the instructions I didn't care
But the next day I started losing my hair
My teeth fell out and I got kinda scared
I lost so much skin that my bones were bared
I got freaked out and I didn't know
If I would ever again bust a funky phat flow
I tried to find the bottle but it was gone
The trashman took it in the early dawn
So I called up the doc and I told him my prob
And he said Im busy eating corn on the cob
I don't have time to deal with you
And I think that you fully knew
The dangers that were at risk
Then for good measure he added tisk tisk
I said yo doc that's all well and good
But I did not do what I should
I know I messed up but please forgive me
Now it burns badly when I pee
My hair is gone my teeth are too
And this case of diahrea has got me blue
Im really super sorry that I didn't read the label
But the pain Im in it isn't no fable
Id do anything in the world to be bedda
Id even down a can of fake chedda
Id wash your car ten thousand times
And include you in all of my rhymes
Id run ten miles in a sweltering heat
And cuss at the teacher until I was beat
Id spin on my head for five rotations
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