Oh he treats me with respect
He says he loves me all the time
He calls me 15 times a day
He likes to make sure that I'm fine
You know I've never met a man
who's made me feel quite so secure
He's not like all them other boys
They're all so dumb and immature
There's just one thing
that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed
you're just no good
Its such a shame
I look into your eyes
I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise
and its apparent it's all over
It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream
Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take
Oh I lie here
in the wet patch
In the middle of the bed
I'm feeling pretty
damn hard done by
I spent ages giving head
Then I remember
all the nice things
that you ever said to me
Maybe I'm just overreacting
maybe you're the one for me
There's just one thing
that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed
you're just no good
It's such a shame
I look into your eyes
I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise
and it's apparent it's all over
It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream
Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take
There's just one thing
that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed
you're just no good
It's such a shame
I look into your eyes
I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise
and its apparent it's all over
It's not fair
And I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream
You never make me scream
Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok
It's really not ok
It's really not ok
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take
Yeah all you do is take
WTF happened to Allen? One minute she's the hottest Brit singer in Hollywood, next minute she's gaining weight, buying pink wigs, and singing songs about how her boyfriend isn't good at having sex.
I think you see my point?
I can actually relate cuz I had this BF once like hers in the song. I thought he was good at everything, like he asked me out for 1st time, I said yes, then he gave me an open-mouthed kiss! If you're thinking "gross", well f*ck off and stop reading.
As I was saying, he was really good at making out and sticking his tongue into my mouth and all. All the time we were alone he was unbuttoning my jeans, feeling me up, and/or (the best part!) slipping his hands into my top, into my bra, and squeezing my boobs! =D =P
So I tried to have sex with him that day but he was useless! He thought sex was pressing my boobs against his chest and french kissing and feeling me up. So, practically, whenever I was in the modd for sex, I had to literally grab his penis and stick it in my vagina! Sheesh!
Lily Allen's singing (and style) sucks, but I sort of like her because a) I can relate to this song, and b), she's Brit like me, not like all you useless mindless drooling Americans!