Jingle Balls lyrics
Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house Everybody was stoned Even the mouse Girl from the whore house And me from the jail And i just setteled down To get a piece of her tail When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter I tripped on my dick And busted my bladder!! I went downstairs And what did i see?! A fat little red fagget Hanging from a tree He stuffed the stockings With reefer and beer And a big fat hairy dick For the family queer That's the end of my story Funny wasn't it, ya see? She didn't even... She didn't see my thing behind ya Leave ya for this private eye I was there to give'em near to my I'm gonna say this Zima zima mommy fah Give'em a taste of me Came to the grizma Give'em a little excitement to the damn monkey Hope it don't offend ya Your monkey can stay with me Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhh Chevy took my brain Same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day He will never zima zima Never never not that day Yeah, but he thinks he's better than me I'm really sick of all this excitement You can suck my dick all day Uma zooma nooga dunga One, two, three, four Santa can suck my dick all day!
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