Probably lyrics by Kevin Devine

You probably don't wear your glasses
But you probably need them to read
You probably value your downtime
And you probably don't get much sleep

And you probably don't like the movies
But you probably go anyway
And you probably fight with your parents a lot
When you feel like there's nothing to say

And you probably don't care for punk rock
But you probably own 'Nevermind'
And you probably don't talk to strangers
But you'd wish they talk to all the time

So I probably should say something to you
But I'd probably ruin it then
It's best for both of us if I keep my mouth shut
And stay on my side of the train