Paris Hilton's Closet lyrics

My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer
My brother got kicked out of school; aw, bummer.
Julian got laid in the back seat of a Hummer and got arrested... like
Mel Gibson.

I read in the trades that the NYSNC boy is...
No way!

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was "oh MY kesha,
Those hot Jimmy Choos. Hey Paris, can I lose it on that pair too?"

Celebutons work in the glamarazzi
Should've told my story to the tabloids, took the money
Takes a lot to get kicked out of this party
And almost get arrested... like Mel Gibson

I don't recall at all that I got like, fifty phone calls
Ohmygod is that true!

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was "oh no! kesha
With those hot Gucci shoes. hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?"

Of all the stupid things I've done,
I'm the proudest of this one.
But this ones the best!

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was "oh MY Kesha,
With those hot Jimmy Choos. and those manolos and pradas and
... Chloes. and your sparkly dresses. hey Paris! I saw the saaaame stuff
At Target.

Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do? (3x)
I totally lost it, la la la la
You're not foolin me anymore
I saw the tag! I saw the tag!

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lose it (2x)

I got drunk. so drunk!
Tra la la,
Tra la la la la.