Bernie Mac Impersonator:
What in the fuck was that, Kanye?
I told you to do some shit for the kids
You can give me those motherfucking graduation tickets right now
You give me this motherfucking robe, cap, and gown alright
You will not walk across that stage
You won't slide across that stage
motherfucker can't pull you across that motherfucking stage
Who told you to, I told you to do something uplifting
I am trying to get you out here with these white people and
This is how you gone do me
You know what, You'z a nigga
And I don't mean that in no nice way
Got the lil' kids singing about the shit now the jokes on you
You throw your motherfucking hands in the air
And wave goodbye to every fucking body
You can get the fuck off this campus
What the fuck you gone do now?
I'm no longer confused but don't tell anybody.
I'm about to break the rules but don't tell anybody.
I got something better than school but don't tell anybody.
My momma would kill me so don't tell anybody.
She wants me to get a good ass job just like everybody.
She ain't walked in my shoes I'm just not everybody.
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/k/kanye_west/graduation_day.html