(was originally "zanz kant danz")
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (x 4)
Out in the street a crowd is gatherin',
Pushed down by the heat of the building, they're wantin' to dance.
Makin' their way up the street, a boy with a pig and a radio;
Little billy can work on the crowd, put 'em into a trance,
For the little pig vanz.
You're watchin' 'em dance, not a care in the world;
So billy and vanz get busy, they're makin' their move;
The little pig knows what to do, he's silent and quick, just like oliver twist;
Before it's over, your pocket is clean,
A four-legged thief paid a visit on you.
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/j/john_fogerty/vanz_kant_danz.html