So there you are, your sittin there just kinda chillinOh richie boy, you look a little bit like dillanThe 90210 bitch with the funny hairSo Im a change a few things around here and thereStart with your eyes, I pluck em out your headAnd pull your balls out your sack and stick em there insteadThen Ill stamp all your toes and stick em in your noesAnd pull the hair out your head until your skull showsYeah Im all syked we gotta fix you for the show tonightBut your lips man to me they just a little rightThey could be a little fatter, even moreSo fuckin fat bitch your lip is draggin on the floorTie your tongue into a knot and stretch it outAnd tack a sign on it tellin what your all aboutSet you up cause now your ready so +open+ up the +door+Cause at the house of wonders youre the freak showCarnival thrillsCarnival chillsCarnival excites youCarnival killsAh, ooh, ah, ohAnother freak show from the juggaluggalo (2x)So there you areCome on in chicky wow, aint you a pretty? I think Ill start with the silicone thats in your tittyIll pull it out, put it in your forehead and cheekSo now you look like the elephant bitch freakDont try and run chicky poo, Im just gettin startedIll beat your head in with the brick untill youre half retardedRemember the ugly girl you laughed at, at the prom? Dont try to laugh now bitch you look like her momIt came to tuesday but its starin atI stuff you full of chilli cheese dogs and make you +fat+Then I stretch your fuckin lips and stick em in your earSo all the evil shit you talk, only you can hearI shave you bald and glue your titty on the topThen I spin ya on your nipple until you drop+hey+, almost ready jump steady? open the doorCause at the house of wonders youre the freak showCarnival thrillsCarnival chillsCarnival excites youCarnival killsAh, ooh, ah, ohAnother freak show from the juggaluggalo (3x)So there you are [record scratch]Oh my godSo there you are [record scratch]Oh oh oh my godSo there you are [record scratch]Oh oh my godSo there you are [record scratch]Oh my godSo there you areChorus to out [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/i/insane_clown_posse/house_of_wonders.html ]