Come all ye friends I'll sit you down
And sing an oleful ditty,
T'was on a day in April month
We started from the city
We planned a day or two at Mahers
We stalwart men were chosen
To remove ol' Charlie from Angle Pond,
Who fell in when the pond was frozen.
We seven men came roaring down
On the road to Roaches Line,
We might have stopped in Avondale or Brigus might have been fine,
We was hungry as sin but we never stopped in
Nor took any time to park us,
We all of us knew that we must get through to remove old Charlie's carcass.
Here's to Charlie Horse, here's to Shave the Master
No better horse ne'er ran the course nor pulled the logs more faster,
Here's to Charlie Horse and I wants ye all to know,
Charlie's gone to the big corral where all good horses go.
In the car was Ol' Pocket Comb and beside him Old Moose Coosten,
And Barracuda Bill and Jimmy Clark in the back seat he was roostin'
There was Smiley Stubborn and the Mounted Police
It wasn't hard to find him,
And Johnny Pollack and Sagebrush Sam was sitting right in beside him.
Kevin and Buck was also there, but they brought some brawn and brains,
They was aiming to help as best they could to remove old Chuck's remains,
Charlie was like a brother to Shave and he loved him well of course,
Charlie was a very good man you see although he'd been a horse.
Here's to Charlie Horse, here's to Shave the Master
No better horse ne'er ran the course nor pulled the logs more faster,
Here's to Charlie Horse and I want ye all to know,
Charlie's gone to the big corral where all good horses go.
Now I'll spare you all the gruesome details
And just relate the end.
With two stout dories and a few strong ropes
We removed old Shavey's friend,
We gave him a decent send off with all our hats removed,
So long as we helped old Shave and his friend, our loyalty was proved.
Somewhere up in the great beyond his eyes are shining bright,
Charlie nods an approving nod cause he knows we did him right.
Shave will join him there one day and he'll bring the harness leather,
And so and for all of eternity they'll pull the logs together.
Here's to Charlie Horse, here's to Shave the Master
No better horse ne'er ran the course nor pulled the logs more faster,
Here's to Charlie Horse and I want ye all to know,
Charlie's gone to the big corral where all good horses go. [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/great_big_sea/concerning_charlie_horse.html ]
I know... I saw the video you sent me :'( there was no need to be quite so graphic... I did not wish to see the ways in which you involved your own dear mother... And your sister... And your dog. And though i understand that she may need to bathe you after... That... I really think that suckling from your mare in such a way was innapropriate given your age. Please, in future, keep your bedtime routine to yourself... And leave me and your father to our new life together!
I'm sorry, i love her, and she loves me. I hope you will understand our feelings and one day, perhaps even accept them. Your mother and i are very happy together
xx
My horse! You will only ever be the one for me! I know the charms of that other jockey were great... Her brown back hair soaked with sweat... Her sagging jowls... Her rippling neck wrinkles... Her lack of bladder control... They boast long experience of jockeyship that i can only hope to one day claim! But as her hairy glistening rolls of fat envelope you in their wet comforting warmth, i pray that you think of me :'(...
May our bond quiver on into eternity,
your true jockey!
Too far . . . You passed the line! The line is a dot to you! Xx
p. S i've found a new jockey that is prepared to offer me free boarding and shiny, shiny hooves. Her carrot throbs for me at a much greater frequency than you turnip of a carrot ever did. I hope you can forgive me
forever your foal
xcharliex
(yesss... Yesss! *pants with pleasure*... Oh that mounting really hit the spot... What a thoughtful leaving present! You shall be rewarded duly of course... How about a nice carrot? Horse... Feel my throbbing carrot... Feel it! )
I know i won :d... I always win... You love it when i win ;) . Indeed! Onward! To the next forum!! How many innocent minds shall be scarred by our kinky kinky escapades? I do not know *is solemn* farewell thee cruelly fated readers!! And my darling horse, do not fear... We shall meet again. *bows*
Awww :( that is ever so disappointing... Oh well, i shall have to content myself with fondling your voluptuous chestnut tail... Stroking your flank... Massaging your loins... But beware... If you ever dare deny my horseplay again... The saddle shall be the least of your worries!
Oh charlie... As you nuzzle me with your muzzle, i realise that the only place that will ever truly be my home, is that special area between your hocks *waggles eyebrows*
No no, i'm afraid not. Alas my saddle sores from last night have not healed yet. But feel free to mount the sofa, i will watch with most glee as you ride free in all your ginger glory
x x