[Artis the Spoonman spoons]
Moon: This is all wrong. This is all wrong
Fz: The pigs run the city, the ponies run the tv station and you wanted to apply for a job
Spider: Some of them wear these jackets that are made out of polished animal skins. It's called leather
Monica: Oh, and their tight black pants
Spider: It's sort of like plastic, only it's made out of animals
Larry: It's sad, ain't it?
Larry: Um, you can't win 'em all
Mike: Sweetheart. ..
Mike: If we go to the. .. We could probably be alone
Moon: .. . Could drink coffee. ..
Ali: Ja! Kaffe war a scho guat, aba des is a Klavier. ..
Mike: I want some soul food. ..
Moon: .. . It's a heartbeat and it feels like A. ..
Mike: Have you seen "Jungle Fever"?
Moon: .. . A big. ..
Ali: Ha, ha gordum once, sinemaya gittim ben. ..
Mike: "Jungle Fever." The girl with the big butt?
Ali: Bak, bu piyanonun icinde nereden sinema buldun sen?
Moon: This must have been what the brochure was talking about. They said you'd. .. You'd feel A. .. A kind of a serenity. .. A feeling of peace of. .. Of. ..
Mike: Hey, why, why don't you shut up?!
Ali: Cocuklar, siz saatlerce kahveden birsey anlatiyorsunuz, ama burada. .. Ah, bunlarda acayip sarkilar soyluyorlar. .. Acayip, degilmi? Yagmurda basliyor. ..
Moon: .. . Entering into a different realm. .. I can't remember the name of it. ..
Mike: Hey, yo man. .. I don't like all this waterfall action
Moon: .. . And I guess that's where most of the part of it's. .. I. .. Guess it's all about resolving past crime and everything. .. And. .. Also. .. About. ..
Ali: Bence. ..
Mike: Hey, yo, hey. .. This ain't the "Blue Lagoon"! What the hell. .. This ain't "I Dream of Jeanie"
Ali: Bu pianonun icinde bir. .. Meyhane gibi birsey yapmak lazim, yani, piano guzel bir sey ama, .. . Bende seni hic anlamiyorum abi. ..
Mike: What? Man, man, I'm gonna close off communications if you don't start speaking the language, Jack!
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/f/frank_zappa/this_is_all_wrong_lyrics.html