My name is Burtram
I am a redneck
All my friends,
They call me 'Burt'
(Hi, Burt!)
All my family,
From down in Texas
Make their livin'
Diggin' dirt
Come out here to Californy,
Just to find me
Some pretty girls
Ones I seen
Gets me so horny [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/f/frank_zappa/lonesome_cowboy_burt.html ]
