Jezebel Boy lyrics

[includes quotes from Perry Mason Theme (Steiner) and Jingle Bells (Pierpont)]

[Tower Theater, Upper Darby, PA
February 13, 1988]

Jezebel Boy!
You know all the guys
In the Sheriff's Patrol
They leave you alone
When they round up the whores
Up on Hollywood Boulebard
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/f/frank_zappa/jezebel_boy.html ]
(What?
Now this is what happens in Los Angeles . . . )

Sometimes that ol' nasty D.A., you say
Thinks he needs his name
In the paper again -
That's when
The short-pants girls
They have to take that ride
With a friendly, friendly policeman

But the Jezebel Boy
On the corner by the Technicolor processing plant
He stands by the light