How's Your Bird lyrics

Performed by: Baby Ray & The Ferns

-(You dirty fink!)
Hey Baby,
What's the word?
Hey Baby,
Have you heard?
What's the latest?
How's your bird?
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How's your brother?
An' how's your mother?
How's Aunt Funny?
And how's your granny?
This is absurd.
How's your bird?
-(Excuse me...)
How's your bunion?
An' how's your grunion?
Now I'm stuck.
Lots o' luck.
This is absurd.
How's your bird?

How's your fern?
-(I don't love you...)
An' how's your ear lobe?
How's your nose?
-(You dirty fink!)
And your elbow?
An' how's your foot?
-(...natural fink! Find out...)
Don't forget your sister.
An' you know, like I said