Lowell george (dialog)Jimmy carl black (dialog)Roy estrada (dialog)Bunk gardner (dialog)Don preston (dialog)Motorhead sherwood (dialog)Ian underwood (dialog)Arthur tripp (dialog)Buzz gardner (dialog)Frank zappa (dialog)Uhh, may I see your papers pleez? ? Uhhh, lemme see.Hand me your suitcase, let me . . . open it.Iím just a bit nervous you understand.Open the suitcase.This hasnít happened . . . too often.Uh-huh, I see, how many . . . sixty-two packages of cigarettes. why are you carrying all zees into germany for? what are you doing this for? I . . . I . . .How long have you been liviní in berlin? I donít live in berlin.Where do you live? I live in texas.Texas? Texas.Oh I see, lyndon johnson lives in texas too, does he not? I know, sure does.Ooh, hm this is alright.You mind . . . is it alright if I shut my suitcase off? Shut it off? ? ? Ha, ha ha ha.Do you care for one of these cigarettes? Now, whoís this lady you are with? What lady? This lady here, standing next to you.Oh, this is uh, this is...Has she has papers too? Papers! lemme see your papers!How come you have to yell so much, what did we do? I donít yell.Were just trying to get into the country.This is my country, itís not your country, Iím ? here, Iíve been standing here for years and years doing zis every time. you making me very angry.Is this ze fazerland.This is ze fazerland yes.Listen you ought to check all the mothers through customs. hey line up as soon as you finished . . .Are you through with me, sir? You may step over here to the right.Thank you.My name is fritz, open the suitcase please? Just a moment here, just a moment.What is this thereís sixty two copies of horseshit magazine. what are you carrying horseshit magazine around for . . .Itís a hoax, hold it, hold it here.What is this. right there!Hold it hold it. Iíll never forget you fritzAlright, next, you may close this now.Next whos up, uh, here he comes. who are you? hand me your paper.Hereís my papersYour name is duke? whatís this duke, duke dewild. have you seen many german movies, you ever go to ze movies? I never go to the moviesWhat is zis, you bring zees into germany. zees are japanese tools. why do you bring japanese tools to germany where we make the finest tools ever, you, what are you doingk? thatís 60 marks for yH my god, whatís the matter with you? (coughing)Oh my god, please please not here. step . . . . oh my god, what are you doingk. oh, who are you, what is your name, hand me your paper. is your name larry? larry frnoga? Yes.Larry frnoga? Larry frnogaOh my god, what are you doing, what are you doing zat for? Iím beating the horse to make it go faster.Thatís not a horse thatís a table.Whatís the difference? Ha, ha, haDonít go too fast, does it, for a table.What is this? ohhh, zefrin, cl brand of ah nasal spray. you have a cold? how long have you had a cold? About a year. (about.)You had a cold for a year, are you trying to bring a cold into zis country. oh my God donít cough on me. what is this medal say. sais berlin survival award 1968.Thatís where I got my cold.You were here before in berlin.Thatís right.What, what were you doing in berlin? I gave a concertYou gave a concert in berlin? Thatís right.To whom? The german people.The german peopleYes.Donít take the german people lightly, I say, who is this man here, is it arthur, arthur trippArthur, arthurItís a german name is it not? EnglishTripp? Ja.Tripp? Ja, ja? !Ja, ja-ja...Stop giggling, youíre having too much fun, you know we arrest people for having to much fun here.I beg your pardon.When you come to someone elses country do you run around on the grass and make it dirty everywhere you go? No, I stick pretty close to the bars.You know you people all look... bars? We have a lot of bars hereYsure do. heh-heh, scuze me if I laugh.Donít laugh.Alright Iíll do that.Who is this man here, the other man? Heís our leader.He is your leader? Ja.Wh-what is his function and how does he lead you? He directs us by with signals various vocal noises.Vocal noises? vat are some of the noises? Eh, peep.Peep? Poowah.PooowahhhhhhI see you all are very well organised, we all like order in germany you know. you have such a pleasant smile, may I see your papers? You see I donít exactly have my papers with me i.You donít have papers? I may have left them in my other bag.He has no papers huh.He has no papers.I mean if there was something I could do for you.Do you have any identification.Identification, lemme see.Itís a nice watch you have on.Wa ist los? It used to have a mickey mouse there, i...I tell you what Iíll do.If if if you give me zat watch.Nein.Thatís a very strange german accent.Ja ha ha ha.Are you sure . . .Are you from strabourg or wasHeís a russian spy, heís a russian I think.I think so.Get him.Hands up!Oh god.Whatís goin on? You want an enema? No Iíll take a cheeseburger.Why is the bow-tie goink from your neck.Iím practicing to fly.Why is everyone in this group having bow ties going from ze neck? Theyíre all weird.Gimme your watch.I still donít trust this guys accent.Who is this, who, who? come here, come over here. do you have a suitcase.We must watch this one.We must watch this one, right. letís open the suitcase.Awright. what is this, oh, you too carry many cigarette. what is this lyrics. ah these are lyrics:My guitar wants to kill you mamaMy guitar wants to burn your dadI get real mean when he makes me madThis is very good, this is very normal, german lyrics. youíre all welcome to our country.Ha ha ha.Donít laugh.