Dickie’s Such An Asshole lyrics

One ’n one is eleven!Two ’n two is twenty-two!Won’t somebody kindly tell me,What’s the government is tryin’ t’ do...Dickie’s just to trickyFor a chump like me to useYou take that sub-committee seriously, boyYou could get a seizure from the evenin’ newsMillions ’n millions of dollars...Much as he might need...He could open up a chain of motels, peopleOn the highway, yes indeed!Quadrafonic desperation!Just might be some confinement loaf all up under your bedIf you just might pinch a little loaf in your slumberThe fbi gonna get your numberThe fbiGonna get your numberThe fbiGonna get your numberEtc.Tryin’ not to worryTryin’ not to careBut you know, I get delightedWhen that soup goes over thereCan’t have no private conversationNowhereIn the usaCan’t wait ’til the rest of the people all over the the worldFind out their governmentIs just the same ol’ wayEvery day...The gangster stepped right up,’n kissed him on the lips good-byeMade him a cocksucker by proxy, yes he did,An’ he didn’t even bat an eye!The man in the white house -- oooh!He’s got a conscience black as sin!There’s just one thing I wanna know --How’d that asshole ever manage to get in?
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