Bobby Brown Goes Down lyrics

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Bobby martin (keyboards, vocals)
Alan zavod (keyboards)
Scott thunes (bass)
Chad wackerman (drums)

Ooh...
A real hologram!
We sure do!
I mean: not real, but almost a real hologram

Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Tiny heinie ho!
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp
Im actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Im gonna get a new glove n be real rich
Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job...

Womens liberation
Came creepin all across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream,
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i don't know which
I wonder...wonder...hi-ho silver!...

So I went out n bought me a leisure mask
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks even think about tonso
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An I'll do anything to get ahead
Hi-ho silver!
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Hi-ho silver!
And my name is bobby brown

And my name is bobby brown
Hi-ho silver!
Way!
And my name is bobby brown
Hi-ho silver!

Oh, never mind...
The name of this song is: keep it greasey
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