His heart organ was where it should be
His brain was in his arse
His hand was well out of his pocket
His psyches in the hearth
Had a beard which was weird
Some time ago heard ramones in 81
Has a spanish guitar
Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
Spanish guitar doesnt't't get far
In computer teaching job
His dreamgirl sings adverts for the weetabix
A fancied wit that's imitation of rumpole of bailey
Whos causes and rags were phoenix-like
They were do-do like
They were comfort blanket type
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do in fact
He had a weak pisser
And one night at darts match
Decadent sandwich quaff
He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
Saw not the nine oclock news history of the world part one
Twice each at least
Twice each at least
Twice each at least