Mere Pseud Mag Ed lyrics

His heart organ was where it should be
His brain was in his arse
His hand was well out of his pocket
His psyches in the hearth


Had a beard which was weird
Some time ago heard ramones in 81
Has a spanish guitar


Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
Spanish guitar doesnt't't get far
In computer teaching job
His dreamgirl sings adverts for the weetabix
A fancied wit that's imitation of rumpole of bailey


Whos causes and rags were phoenix-like
They were do-do like
They were comfort blanket type
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do in fact


He had a weak pisser
And one night at darts match
Decadent sandwich quaff


He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
Saw not the nine oclock news history of the world part one
Twice each at least
Twice each at least
Twice each at least


Mere pseud mag editors father (x12)
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