Poison Ivy League lyrics

(words & music by giant - baum - kaye)Hail to thee old ivy leaguePoison ivy leagueThe ra-ra boys are sitting round the table tonightThe ra-ra boys have lots of plans in viewThey’re gonna have panty raidsAnd make their own lemonadeThey’ll live it up just like the big boys doPoison ivy league, boys in that ivy leagueGive me an itch, those sons of the richThat poison ivy leagueThe ra-ra boys will go to bed so early tonightBefore exams they need a lot of restThey gotta make good for dadThey gotta make good so badThey’ll even pay someone to take that testPoison ivy league, boys in that ivy leagueHow can they flunk, they’re so full of bunkThat poison ivy leagueThe ra-ra boys are being groomed for business some dayFor better things to college they were sentAnd you can bet they’ll be the head of the companyAs long as dear old daddy’s presidentPoison ivy league, boys in that ivy leagueSo loaded with cash, they give me a rashThat poison ivy leagueSo let it be toldI won’t touch them with a ten foot poleThat poison ivy league