If I listened to my own wise words half the time,
I wouldn't be so sad half the time.
And if I ignored him half the time
And closed my eyes and held my ears and went to bed half the time, I think I'd be all right.
He said, she said, 'I think I'll be alright.'
I said, 'Shut the door so the creeps will stay out tonight.'
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