Why don't you have a baby?
Why don't you have a child?
Babies are good.
And part of humanity's charm.
Why don't you have a baby?
Babies are you.
And the fatherhood rights all your wrongs [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/devin_townsend/the_babysong.html ]
Goodbye baby, Daddy's going away.
Goodbye Daddy... Baby's here to stay
A little baby!
Why don't you have a baby?
Why don't you have a child?
Babies are good.
... and the fatherhood rights all your wrongs