Bad Party lyrics

I mean the Captain and Tennille were musical innovators. I mean really...

We're going to a bad party
It's the worst party that's ever been
We're going to a bad party
And I hope those jerks will let us in
Shut your mouth, get in the car
Cause Ricky Casso wants to drive

We're going to a bad party
It's the kind where everyone's dull
We're going to a bad party
Gonna scare the bejesus out of them all
When we get there we'll say we love Satan
Ricky always thinks that's funny

We're going to a bad party
It's the worst party that's ever been

God I really hate these jokers
Think they're smart, they think they're witty
Someone oughtta pass a law
Or at least form a committee
I'm gonna shoot the stereo
If they don't start playing my kind of music

We're going to a bad party
And I can hardly wait
We're going to a bad party
I need a place to defecate
Maybe we'll take the host hostage
Ooh what a clever play on words

We're going to a bad party
It's the worst party that's ever been

God I really hate this music
I can't stand Gene Loves Jezebel
If there is a God in heaven
I'm sure that band will burn in hell
I'm gonna shoot somebody
If they don't stop talking about "East Enders"

We're going to a bad party
And who knows what damage we'll do
We're going to a bad party
Gonna wind up on "Phil Donahue"