Only When I'm Drunk (Remix) lyrics

(feat. Tha Alkaholiks)

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
Conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone
Fucked up, tore back, I need to take a piss
Only when I'm drunk
I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma,

Sittin' by the fire
Hold on, turn that beat off!

Nah, keep it going
Crazy Town, yo y'all just not known'

I get drunk and start talking more shit
And when I got a gun in my hand
You better get out
Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes

I get, uh! Damn I'm drunk!
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk
I get, uh! Damn I'm drunk!
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk

Yeah I'm good bad, dope I'm freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say yes, yes
Crazy's comin' through you know we're gonna blow up
Hold up, wait, I think I'm gonna throw up
False alarm
I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk

Yeah, but only when I'm drunk
Yeah, only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
Yeah, only when I'm drunk

It happens only when I'm drunk
It goes, one for the chronic

Two for the amnesia
I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out,

Two out blitz type of rapper
That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker

Sippin' colt forty fever when I'm coolin' with my people
Got hoe's in East Columbus when I'm Billy D. Rico
'Cause I move like, I'm smooth like
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Like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le
All up in this bitch
With the Gin and Tanqueray drink like Mr. Wendal

Smoke bud like Dr Dre.
But that's cause I'm old enough to do that type of shit
God damn, I gotta piss
I pass the mic to Mr. Shift.

I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin' it must be that brew that I was sippin'
Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin

Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin

One too many, I reckon
Feelin' I got to hurl any second
Want to get up but can't move
Feels like I'm stuck in a groove
What the fuck was I trying to prove
I got a knack for downin' four-o's
All the hoe's know them doobie bros
People call me Shift I keep a fifth in my trunk

I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk
It happens only when I'm drunk

One, two, one, two
Only when I'm drunk

I get drunk and start thinkin' 'bout my friends
That passed on with every forty ounce the memory will last on
Black Man Muzzle, Mike Lee and Suavey D
The three MC's will always live in my memories
We used to rock shows, we used to rock hoe's
And drink forty-o's, and wear the same clothes
Damn I wish we could go through it again
But I know one day we gonna do it again

And when that day comes it's gonna be live
But I ain't in no hurry so I don't drink and drive
Crazy Town we gets funky when we drinkin
Just a lil sumthin', to pump up the thinkin'

I'm so drunk,I'm so high
Couldn't walk a straight line if I tried

(repeat x3)

If I tried
If I tried