Bill's Laundromat Bar & Grill lyrics
Well I was 3 days short of pulling out of Kingsport
Headed down to Houston town Had my guitar packed in a burlap sack For exploitin' my country sound I bypassed Jackson, bypassed Memphis By the time I got to Arkansas I'd have sold my car and that black guitar For anything cool and tall I pulled up to a neon sign on highway 49 Shut the engine down, took a look around Then I stepped inside I asked that bouncer where I was He said, son yer At Bill's Honky tonk pickin, linedance kickin Razorback stickin, barbarque chicken Laundromat Bar & Grill Well I found o'Bill sittin at the bar With a pistol and a change machine He was dolin' out quarters to a waitress named Starr When I asked him if I could sing He said, son go ahead if you brought yer guitar Then he pointed at the backstage door Said, we don't allow no original material 'less it's been done before Well I hit the stage like a big mule train Told the house band to play in sync I sang the Tennessee Waltz, Kentucky Rain And the one about the bird in spring That lead guitar was like a chainsaw And that fiddle like a power drill At Bill's Honky tonk pickin, linedance kickin Razorback stickin, barbarque chicken Laundromat Bar & Grill Well in the 10 short minutes I was up on stage Watched a biker punch a cowboys face And with a perfect view I was wittness to The distruction of the whole dang place There was long neck stems and white French hems Flying out of that dark saloon And that mechanical bull was reduced in full To the safest place in the room That punched drunk cowboy showed his wife That his shirt was soaked with beer She said, calm down honey, have another light Cause we can wash yer shirt right here Then the whole place stopped to thank me For bookin my show At Bill's Honky tonk pickin, linedance kickin Razorback stickin, barbarque chicken Laundromat Bar & Grill At Bill's Honky tonk pickin, linedance kickin Razorback stickin, barbarque chicken Laundromat Bar & Grill
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