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Cledus T. Judd – New Car lyrics

A parody of "Big Star" (Written by Stephony Smith recorded by Kenny Chesney) EMI Blackwood Music Inc.
New lyrical adaptation by Cleduc T. Judd, Christopher Clark and Paula Jo Taylor.

(recording)
Track 6
"New Car"
Parody of Kenny Chesney's big hit "Big Star"
Enjoy

(spoken)
Come on you no good worthless piece of foreign...
(BEEP)
Wait till I get me a royalty check
I'm gonna buy me an American made car
Piece of junk

People always shout obscenities
When I stall in their lane
They're all convinced when they see me driving this heap that I'm insane
But seat belted in
I push the gas down fearlessly
Breaks stop working then
I watch the engine overheat

I need a new car
I can't ever get far
This one breaks down on me all the time
It's got four bald tires
And it always backfires
And I'm sick of that check engine light
I need a new car

I replaced all the cables and hoses
Had grease all over my face
For a couple weekends I had parts thrown all over the place
I put it back together fast
But now it's even worse
Now my friends just laugh
Cause it only goes in reverse

I need a new car
Getting to work's hard
When you have to drive backwards all the time
I'd find a junkyard and I'd sell it for parts
But I know they won't give me a dime
I need a new car

I won't repair anymore
Now the dang transmission's about to fall out
The only thought that's on my brain is the new car
I could be driving now

Rumor is they're having a sale over at the push pull or drag car lot
If I can get this towed down there I swear I'll take anything they've got
So with a credit line of $20,000 plus
No interest or money down and no more taking the bus

I got a new car
Looking like a big star
I don't care if the price is too high
It's got a VCR cruise control and Onstar
So I know where I'm at all the time
I got a new car

He got a new car



(recording)
I hope you enjoyed your refreshing six pack of Judd
Take a six pack of Judd to your next party and bandy it with all your friends
And remember listen responsibly
Thank you



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