Full color cover shot
Self magazine
Where the limos go
People start to scream
Shiny women on a yacht
These are things I ain't got
None of the above [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/bears/none_of_the_above.html ]
Top ten well dressed men
Every hair in place
Author, skier, millionaire
Epitome of taste
Always willing, always hot,
All these things I am not
None of the above
I wish I was invisible,
Intelligent or pretty
But I'm none of the above
