Having A Baby (live) lyrics

I woke up this morning and I felt sick
There's something inside me
I felt it kick
Something's gone wrong
Something's gone wrong
I got a bad headache
I got the shakes
Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache
Could it be so
No it can't be so
Steven Page is having a baby
Steven Page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth
Im feeling kinda special that I'm the one
To bring the world a daughter
Or maybe a son
Well either's just fine
As long as they're mine
And if it's a boy I'll call him Godon
And if it's a girl I'll call her Gordon
I just like the name Gordon
Steven Page is having a baby
Steven Page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth
Steven Page is playing a solo
Steven Page is playing a solo
They said Steve could never play jazz
And now it's time for the big morality quiz
Cause I don't know just who the father is
But I don't mind because all I want is a baby
All I want is a kid
Well maybe it's crazy, it might sound dumb
But will I be a daddy or will I be mum
Just call me Steve
Just call me Steve
And where will it come out when I give birth
Should I sell my story, how much is it worth
You won't belive, you just wouldn't believe
You wont believe it really
Steven Page is having a baby
Steven Page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth
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