Parlez-Vous Francais ? - English lyrics

Wow... hello, you are looking good, Mayte
How was the island, the sun and the sea?
Tell me all about it
Oo... just too much, Maria
It was like a dream come true
Go on, I want details
Where did you stay?
What did you do?
Who did you meet?
Oh, I don't know where to start
Well, the most important thing first - any romance?
All right then -

Laying down by the seaside
One lazy afternoon
In the sun (in the sun?)
Having fun (having fun?)
Watching him watching me

Was his body looking naughty
I thought it was too soon
Oh, but then (Why? What then?)
Oh, that man (Oh, that man?)
Stood before me as tall as a tree

He asked me
Parlez-vous français?
If you do, we will be okay
If not, it's all right
'Cause baby, tonight
L'amour will teach you what to say

He asked me
Voulez-vous dancer?
If you do, we will be okay
'Cause lovers in France
Begin with a dance
L'amour will teach you what to say
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/baccara/parlez_vous_francais_english.html ]
Have you had a feeling
You don't know who you are?
Once you are glad (once you are glad)
Once you are sad (once you're sad)
That's what he did to me
I'll show you Eros, the way to Paris
I don't care if it's far
I'll be bad (I'll be bad)
I'll be mad (I'll be mad)
I'll be crazy as Paris can be

They'll as me
Parlez-vous français?
If you do, we will be okay
If not, it's all right
'Cause baby, tonight
L'amour will teach you what to say

They'll ask me
Voulez-vous dancer?
If you do, we will be okay
'Cause lovers in France
Begin with a dance
L'amour will teach you what to say
Olé

They'll ask me
Parlez-vous français?
If you do, we will be okay
If not, it's all right
'Cause baby, tonight
L'amour will teach you what to say

They'll ask me
Parlez-vous français?
If you do, we will be okay
If not, it's all right
'Cause baby, tonight
L'amour will teach you what to say

Parlez-vous français?
If you do, we will be okay
If not, it's all right
'Cause baby, tonight
L'amour will teach you what to say

Parlez-vous français?
Voulez-vous dancer?