I'm Having A Good Day lyrics

Watching TV talk shows is a lot of fun.
People who are shooting guns
I like it when they always have on
Inbred couples from West Virginia,
Inbred people, who want to kill you!
I saw a story about a man
And his wife was fucking her mother...

Who was fucking his daughter,

It was the kind of thing
That'd make you want to shoot up!
Tonight's gonna be a really good time
And get really fucking high
I'll shoot some guns,
I'm gonna go out
You know I'll probably end up
I'll drive around in my car,
At the fucking bar
Get real high,
And while I'm there I'm gonna,
I'm gonna kick some ass,
I'm gonna fuck shit up!!!!
I'll kick you in your fucking teeth

If you get in my way... because
I'M HAVING A GOOD DAY!!!!
And I don't want you there!
You've got your hand holding
No, you'll
Be at home watching your TV set
Your fucking dick,
And you're cumming
In your fucking mouth... O.K.