Who's that short man what does he do?
He killed that monkey with his shoe!
Why that monkey?
Why his boot?
Cos he had a belly full of loot!
The monkey needs his damn revenge!
That poor creature we'll avenge! [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/alestorm/midget_saw.html ]
Midget Saw, a deadly fate
Chopped up limbs become shark bait
Midget Saw, the pirate's code
It says that both your legs must go
Chopped to pieces
Ripped to shreds
You're gonna wish that you were dead!
Grab him by his manky hair
And strap him to that table there
This pirate's not gonna walk again
He's in for a world of nasty pain!
Slap that midget with an oar
Remove his legs, with a saw!
Midget Saw, a deadly fate
Chopped up limbs become shark bait
Midget Saw, the pirate's code
It says that both your legs must go
Chopped to pieces
Ripped to shreds
You're gonna wish that you were dead!
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Midget Saw meanings:
by Unregistered on Apr 12th 2012 7:25 pm
"written because the words rhymed". Actual quote from lyricist. Alan carr bsc hons
by Unregistered on Apr 12th 2012 1:56 pm
Everyone should have a "midget saw" just in case. True story.
by Unregistered on Mar 28th 2012 11:11 pm
A dude killed a monkey with his shoe because he ate some treasure, so the pirates chopped his legs off with a saw so he became as tall as a midget, and they call the saw a midget saw.
by Unregistered on Jan 24th 2012 1:19 am
Alestorm is anti-midget is what this song is about
by Unregistered on Oct 28th 2011 10:45 am
The true meaning is that monkeys are awesome and everyone who kills a single monkey will be chopped and shredded. :)
by Unregistered on Sep 27th 2011 2:12 pm
The meaning of the song? Don't screw with a pirate!!