I'm Ready lyrics

This is a Muddy Waters Tune:
The first verse is:
I got an axe-handle pistol with a graveyard frame
Shootin' tombstone bullets, wearin' ball and chain
I'm drinkin TNT, I'm smokin dynamite
I hope some schoolboy'll start a fight......

I'm Ready
An old blues song; I'm not sure who wrote it, but this version is
Performed by Albert King
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/albert_king/im_ready.html ]
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you,
I hope you're ready for me.
I got an axe-hounds face made on a graveyard frame
Shootin' tombstone bullets, wearin' ball and chain
I'm drinkin' TNT, smokin' dynamite
I hope some screwball...start a fight
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you,
I hope you're ready for me.
All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair,
I know you think that I ain't nowhere
But stop what your doin' an' look over here,
I'll prove to ya, baby, that I ain't no square
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you,
I hope you're ready for me.
I been drinkin' gin like never before
I feel so good, babe, I want you to know
One more drink, and I wish you would
I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good, cause
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you,
I hope you're ready for me.

Transcribed by Rich Kulawiec, rsk@ecn.purdue.edu