Eight Easy Steps (Jez Colin & Flipper Dalton Remix) lyrics

How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment?
How to defer to men in solve-able predicaments?
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you?
How to have that not work and have them run away from you?

How to keep people at arm's length and never get too close?
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most?
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone?
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone?
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/alanis_morissette/eight_easy_steps_jez_colin_flipper_dalton_remix.html ]
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist?
I'll teach you all this
I'll show you how to
I'll teach you all this, in eight easy steps

How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else?
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself?
How to numb a la holic to avoid going within?
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything?

I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best