I bought a flat
Diminished responsibility
You're de ninth person to see
To be suspended in a seventh
Major catastrophe
It's a minor point but gee
Augmented by the sharpness of your
See what I'm going through
Ay to be with you
In a flat by the sea [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/0-9/10cc/i_bought_a_flat_guitar_tutor.html ]