The Divine Comedy – Psychological Evaluation lyrics

[Intro]
Creativity?
Minimal, vague
Viewing?
Big Bang Theory mostly
And BBC4 documentaries about transport infrastructure
Cleanliness?
I had a shower this morning, erm
Although I think I forgot to brush my teeth
Physical well being?
Tired. Limp. Better than yesterday
Reading?
I'm reading Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens in very short nightly doses
Sociability?
Fear of social transgression with resulting isolation

[Chorus]
Subject is male and Caucasian, lacking in weight and elevation
When faced with fear and confusion resorts to romantic illusion
Cannot do simple equations, but prone to self-congratulation
Too soon to draw a conclusion regarding human evolution

[Interlude]
Dreams?
Oh, the usual; hanging from high places, or lingering in endless post office queues
Diet?
Brown
Waste products?
Firm, if slightly irregular
Emotions?
Hmm

[Chorus]
Subject is male and Caucasian, lacking in weight and elevation
When faced with fear and confusion resorts to romantic illusion
Cannot do simple equations, but prone to self-congratulation
Too soon to draw a conclusion regarding human evolution

[Outro]
Emotions?
You asked me that already. I'm fine, I think
Self-image?
Room for improvement
Aspirations?
To take more train journeys. And to be kinder
Regrets?
I've had a few. Should have learned French
Listening?
Human League, OMD, Kraftwerk, Soft Cell, Japan, Eurythmics, Depeche Mode, Gary Numan, Heaven 17, Pet Shop Boys, Buggles, Ultravox, Yazoo, Art Of Noise, Blancmange, Thomas Dolby, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Landscape, M, New Musik, Propaganda, Visage, Yello