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Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring
The singer wants to be wed. Whether that is in general, or to Santa, cannot be deduced from the lyrics.
How charlisobel gets to the point that the singer eventually also wants to kill Santa Claus, is a complete mystery. Then again, his (or her) entire murder angle in these lyrics are a complete mystery. Use less imagination, and more heavy medication, I would argue.
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Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And checks
Even more and even bigger presents on the wish list of the singer that is so greedy, even pre-signed cheques will do.
And also even more of the expanding homicidal charlisobel mind warp. Just glad I am not related (I hope, this is still the internet, after all) to someone that can read all that murder in these lyrics.
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The deed
To a platinum mine
The deed to a platinum mine is sure to make its owner a very fortunate person. More proof the singer is a very materialistically focused person, not easily satisfied.
This is also a new episode of charlisobel's twisted little fantasy where more of the singer's non-existent (at least in these lyrics) family will be deposed of.
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Santa baby, I wanna yacht
Again, a very expensive present on the singer's wish list, yet (again) charlisobel keeps following the train of thought (a train that should have been derailed even before it had started) that involves an imaginary family that needs to be eaten by an animal before being run over by a car, and even after that needs to be dumped in the middle of the ocean.
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Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree
The sable the singer wants slipped under the tree is a fur coat made from the pelts of the animal charlisobel refers to. In no way, shape or form is there any mention of malicious thoughts toward the family of the singer (or even the presence of any family at all) in these lyrics, so where the absurd idea of a small animal eating the family stems from is a mystery to me.
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