The Last Felony – Water Cooler Suicide (He Hung Himself In A Public Bathroom Part 2) lyrics

That's how I want it to end. A footnote on the back of a crappy newspaper, a
Short report by some faggot with a bad comb over on the morning news. Something
Everyone would discuss that day at work and start their day off thinking about
The uselessness of their own existence. A real water cooler suicide. If you
Want to be remembered, you have to go out with a bang, people judge a story
Solely on it's ending. You have to give them what they want, blood, s** and
Controversy. The more embarrassing the better! Most people can't remember the
Singer from inxs' name, but we all know he was found in a hotel room hanging
From his own belt with his limp dick in hand as a result of an over zealous
Game of autoerotic asphyxiation. If he only managed to c** a bit faster, he
Might still be alive and we'd probably all have forgotten about him by now. He
Has attained the status of a legend through one final, disgusting,
Self-gratifying, quasi-suicidal, carnal act. It doesn't matter what you
Accomplish in life, as long as you give them something to talk about when you
Die. I want to be remembered for one single stupidity I committed, and
Completely forgotten for who I really was.