no, it is simply that you are all obsessed with boobies and do not want to show it, therefore dismissing the fact that it is boobies. you are boobie fanatics and are ashamed to admit it.

we have not taken the time out of our busy, hectic schedule of planning evil doings, and/or world domination to read these lyrics. our sources suspect they are bad, and are most likely about "shakin' booties" or "pimpin hoes". instead, we are using our time constructively, and using this as a way of promoting a positive, obese body image, and through this you may become a recruit in our hefty army and possibly go on to inspire thousands to follow your example.

anyone who thinks it is "sad" or "stupid" is most likely incorrect, and does not appreciate the true beauty of a more "voluptuous" form.
thank you.

The only thing sweet about us is our highly sugared snacks, i.e donuts, strudels, perhaps a croissant or two.

That is all.

We agree that although this song is catchy, we disagree with the vulgar, highly sexual line "I wanna have boobies." This is unrealistic of a child's wishes for the future; their main aim is obviously to become highly obese and recruit in our hefty army, full of fatties. We will then take over the world. Those interested, please do not hesitate to contact us.

We would be grateful if you weigh yourself prior to the appointment in order to save time at the recruitment office. Thank you.

Yours evily, the Sauceror and the French Frier.

you fools! you've fallen for her evil plan! how can you not see, she is pure evil, pure evil i tell you, just like us, the sauceror and the french frier. it is our duty to do evil, along side leona lewis, who serves up catchy tunes to hypnotise you and therefore make you buy her annoyingly awful songs. she is a genius in our eyes, due to her evil.

we must say, ms freedom, leona lewis is english, and won X Factor, a show with famous music mogul simon cowell. so, there.

fools, absolute fools!

Captain Carroll, we salute you.
Now as for the rest of you, again here at S.F.J (Soup for Justice) we're feeling particularly kind today. And with our new found kindness Soupergirl and Ladle Lass are ready for action, serving up a hot tasty bowl of justice.
If you're feeling under threat, no doubt we will be there. With Sara Bareilles upbeat tune, catchy lyrics and excellent piano skills, we are in the mood to help out. If you're in trouble, call us, if your toilet needs cleaning, we'll get someone to do that.
Thanks to Sara Bareilles, we are in an upbeat mood. So lets fight together, for soup justice!

We're having a dagwood-esque day here at S.A.I.L HQ (For those of you who are not aware of this greatness-it stands for Snack Attack Injustice League) We are trying to accomplish pure evil and as a result world domination and the destruction of the evil creature of the lair and the devil that is AQA Examination board! So pick up your victoria sponges & cheesecakes and aim & fire kids! yes you, fat lump of lard!

p.s american dragon is cool.

Yours evily,
The Sauceror
& The French Frier