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Location: Bob Rivers - Chat Room lyrics
| posted: May 12, 2008 at 05:13 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
CW McCall's "Convoy" falls victim to the 17 year old blonde cheerleader... just another night in the Chat Room.
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Location: Bob Rivers - Spinning Reel lyrics
| posted: May 12, 2008 at 05:12 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
An old Bloos, Sweat and Tears classic gets dusted off and given a new "angle".
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Location: Bob Rivers - Shouldn't Touch This (Pee Wee's Song) lyrics
| posted: May 12, 2008 at 05:11 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Poor Pee Wee's wee-wee got more exposure than his movies ever did, even if they are classic kids movies.
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Location: Bob Rivers - On A Horse With Hussein lyrics
| posted: May 12, 2008 at 05:10 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
A song by America changed for a different desert ride.
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Location: Bob Rivers - Middle Aged Wasteline lyrics
| posted: May 12, 2008 at 05:09 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
All those original Baba O'Riley fans now fit this song! It's not Teenage Wasteland any more... more like middle-age-spread.
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Location: Bob Rivers - It's In His Piss (The Snoop Snoop Song) lyrics
| posted: May 12, 2008 at 05:08 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Cher's remake is probably better known these days than the original by Betty Everett...It's In His Kiss(The Shoop Shoop Song) is the correct title.
Just a quick look at recreational pharmaceuticals.
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Location: Bob Rivers - Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested For AIDS) lyrics
| posted: May 12, 2008 at 05:05 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Another Doors classic, "Hello, I Love You" falls to the laugh-axe.
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Location: Bob Rivers - Burgers On The Grill lyrics
| posted: May 12, 2008 at 05:04 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Indtead of the Doors "Riders On The Storm", they get in a bit of backyard cooking.
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Location: Bob Rivers - Addicted To (Cigarette) Butts lyrics
| posted: May 12, 2008 at 05:03 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Addicted To Love doesn't change much... I guess all addictions must be like that...
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Location: Bob Rivers - 7-11 (Seven Eleven) lyrics
| posted: May 12, 2008 at 05:02 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
The classic Stairway To Heaven gets mangled.
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Location: Bob Rivers - Dark Side Of Naboo lyrics
| posted: May 11, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Actually, my bad! The songs are "Brain Damage" and "Eclipse" from the Dark Side Of The Moon album. I was chuckling too much to pay attention...
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Location: Bob Rivers - I Shot The White House lyrics
| posted: May 09, 2008 at 05:27 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
When a nut-case opened fire at the White House during the Clinton presidency, Eric Clapton's version of "I Shot The Sherrif" was too easy a match to pass up.
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Location: Bob Rivers - I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are lyrics
| posted: May 09, 2008 at 05:25 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Plastic Boobs are the target, and Billy Joel's song is the foil.
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Location: Bob Rivers - I Can't Ski Babe lyrics
| posted: May 09, 2008 at 05:24 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Nobody ever said the Bob Rivers Production Crew had good taste, and this proves it! Sonny and CHer's mega-hit becomes Sonny's skiing eulogy.
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Location: Bob Rivers - Dark Side Of Naboo lyrics
| posted: May 09, 2008 at 05:23 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Pink Floyd's classic Dark Side Of The Moon and Eclipse become the vehicle for a fed-up Star Wars fan.
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Location: Bob Rivers - Cheney's Got A Gun lyrics
| posted: May 09, 2008 at 05:21 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Cheyney tried to sweep it under the rug, but with Aerosmith's music. Bob and the crew make sure we don't forget.
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Location: Bob Rivers - Bin Laden And The Jets lyrics
| posted: May 09, 2008 at 05:20 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Move over Elton John, the US Armed Forces are talking a good show...
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Location: Bob Rivers - Beers In Heaven lyrics
| posted: May 09, 2008 at 05:18 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Eric Clapton's song of loss and tragedy is twisted into a plea/prayer for beer everafter.
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Location: Bob Rivers - Back In A US Made Car lyrics
| posted: May 09, 2008 at 05:17 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Bob used the Beatles to shout out about the "patriotic movement" to buy American cars, no matter how badly made they are.
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Location: Bob Rivers - Asshole Son lyrics
| posted: May 09, 2008 at 05:15 AM
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Soundgarden was the original band... it's time to GO!
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