http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/ Wanna go for a ride?
[Barbie]
Sure, Ken!
[Ken]
Well, forget it!
[Barbie]
I'm ...
View Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody) lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/ugly_girl_barbie_girl_parody.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/ugly_girl_barbie_girl_parody.html She showed me to my seat and it was love at ...
View Airline Amy lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/airline_amy.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/airline_amy.html A used... pink bathrobe
A rare... min snowglobe
A Smurf... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My ...
View Ebay lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/ebay.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/ebay.html Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, ...
View Fat (Bad Parody) lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/fat_bad_parody.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/fat_bad_parody.html We have desires,
But one is that way,
One backstreet boy is gay.
But we ...
View Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/which_backstreet_boy_is_gay.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/which_backstreet_boy_is_gay.html Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' ...
View Weird Al - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/weird_al_pretty_fly_for_a_rabbi.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/weird_al_pretty_fly_for_a_rabbi.html Loves 'Three's Company'
See the reruns constantly
There on my TV
Syndicated ...
View Syndicated Inc. (Parody Of "Misery" By Soul Asylum) lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/syndicated_inc_parody_of_misery_by_soul_asylum.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/syndicated_inc_parody_of_misery_by_soul_asylum.html Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy ...
View Cavity Search (Parody Of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" By U2) lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/cavity_search_parody_of_hold_me_thrill_me_kiss_me_kill_me_by_u2.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/cavity_search_parody_of_hold_me_thrill_me_kiss_me_kill_me_by_u2.html It's just me 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and twinkies and ...
View Grapefruit Diet (Parody Of "Zoot Suit Riot" By Cherry Poppin' Daddies) lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/grapefruit_diet_parody_of_zoot_suit_riot_by_cherry_poppin_daddies.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/grapefruit_diet_parody_of_zoot_suit_riot_by_cherry_poppin_daddies.html Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since ...
View Jerry Springer (Parody Of "One Week" By BareNaked Ladies) lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/jerry_springer_parody_of_one_week_by_barenaked_ladies.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/jerry_springer_parody_of_one_week_by_barenaked_ladies.html Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the ...
View It's All About The Pentiums (An Adaptation Of "It's All About The Benjamins" By Puff Daddy) lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/its_all_about_the_pentiums_an_adaptation_of_its_all_about_the_benjamins_by_puff_daddy.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/its_all_about_the_pentiums_an_adaptation_of_its_all_about_the_benjamins_by_puff_daddy.html "My name is Forrest", He'd casually remark
Waitin' for the ...
View Gump (Parody Of "Lump" By The Presidents Of The United States) lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/gump_parody_of_lump_by_the_presidents_of_the_united_states.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/gump_parody_of_lump_by_the_presidents_of_the_united_states.html And you're stuck inside the house all alone
That's when ...
View Phony Calls (Parody Of "Waterfalls" By TLC) lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/phony_calls_parody_of_waterfalls_by_tlc.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/phony_calls_parody_of_waterfalls_by_tlc.html Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just ...
View A Complicated Song (Parody Of "Complicated" By Avril Lavigne) lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/a_complicated_song_parody_of_complicated_by_avril_lavigne.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/a_complicated_song_parody_of_complicated_by_avril_lavigne.html So rotten, oh
It was like, the last day before trash day
My place was ...
View Trash Day (Parody Of "Hot In Herre" By Nelly) lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/trash_day_parody_of_hot_in_herre_by_nelly.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/trash_day_parody_of_hot_in_herre_by_nelly.html Maybe you will feel the urge.
To break international copyright law
By ...
View Don't Download This Song lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/dont_download_this_song.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/dont_download_this_song.html But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems ...
View You Don't Love Me Anymore lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/you_dont_love_me_anymore.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/you_dont_love_me_anymore.html It's not the east or the west side.
No it's not!
It's not the ...
View Star Wars Gangsta Rap lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/star_wars_gangsta_rap.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/star_wars_gangsta_rap.html We wanna give you a warning
'Cause I ...
View Virus Alert lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/virus_alert.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/virus_alert.html My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm ...
View White & Nerdy lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/white_nerdy.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/white_nerdy.html This song's just six words long
This song's just six words ...
View (This Song's Just) Six Words Long lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/this_songs_just_six_words_long.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/this_songs_just_six_words_long.html Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went ...
View A Complicated Song lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/a_complicated_song.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/a_complicated_song.html You know our economy's in the toilet
But I'm still going to treat you right
I said ...
View Whatever You Like lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/whatever_you_like.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/whatever_you_like.html Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
When my ...
View Trapped In The Drive-Thru lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/trapped_in_the_drive_thru.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/trapped_in_the_drive_thru.html So stupid, they aren't much fun...
Cows aren't ...
View Cows With Guns lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/cows_with_guns.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/cows_with_guns.html 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!
I sued Panasonic ...
View I'll Sue Ya lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/ill_sue_ya.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/ill_sue_ya.html What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day ...
View Weasel Stomping Day lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/weasel_stomping_day.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/weasel_stomping_day.html Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look ...
View Canadian Idiot lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/canadian_idiot.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/canadian_idiot.html "Which did you like better, Jedi, or the Empire strikes back?"
Empire... last ...
View Chewbacca What A Wookie lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/chewbacca_what_a_wookie.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/chewbacca_what_a_wookie.html What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in ...
View The Beer Song lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/the_beer_song.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/the_beer_song.html