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Don't want to be a Canadian Idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' a boot

Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
We'll figure out their temperature in Celcius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "soory"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!

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  • Sonicgogirl
    SonicgogirlMar 30, 2009 at 12:30 am
    This song is hilarious! Don't take it so personally. If you do, you're hypocrites. The song American Idiot, yes, I do find it offensive. But that song, It doesn't seem like they're trying to be funny. This song is solely for humor. And that's what I think it is!

    I like the line "See the map, they're hovering right over us. Tell ya the truth, it makes me kinda nervous". And I like everything after that! But the whole song makes me ROFL!! This is truly a humorous song! Luv it!
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    HazelDountLovesBulletFeb 15, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    People, you really shouldn't take this so personally. Look at the lyrics, he's actually making fun of america, just like american idiot does.
    If there's a song to be insulted by, that's it. even then, billie joe was making a valid point.
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    VancouverGirl171Jul 14, 2011 at 4:55 am
    By my name i think you no im canadian:) weird al is canadian ans alot of other people! Maybe someone dose have a dream like that like ... ME! not all over Saskatchewan im Vancouver DUH! I was adicctide to zambonis when i was little so yes im sorda a freak :) im happy about that!!!
  • kamal
    kamalMay 20, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    Im canadian, and i LOVE THIS song, i even liked the original American Idiot, if anyone takes this seriously, they got somim wrong in the head eh?
    Seriously though, i LOVE this song, Weird Al RULES!!!
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    ahlaylaydeydeyFeb 6, 2009 at 12:47 am
    oh-kay i lurvv this song, but i mean my step-grandpa is french candian and he isnt an idiot. he is sooo awsum like the awesomest person ever.

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