The Cleaning Of The Rock lyrics

How can we search for an ox foot in box
When we keep slipping on these Goddamned rocks
Let's use the sacred Shroud of Turin to clean the shit off these rocks
"Okay, let's do it." Said the one-footed ox
What man would be so vulgar
As to use a rugged mountain to wipe his butt
But that same man's mother would be proud
That he used the Charles Mountain
Not the Shroud
Certain behaviors in certain conditions
must certainly be allowed
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