I Kissed A Girl-spoof lyrics

It was my boyfriend's family not something crazy
He took me to meet his old Granny
Then something phased me
She's not like most elderly
She kept glaring from behind the chips
I went to kiss her on the cheek
And
She went for my lips!

I kissed a girl and I liked it
Taste of her denture cream
If I had a drink she would have spiked it
But it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one on me twice
It was my sin soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin

No I don't even know her age it doesn't matter
Lock me inside an iron cage it will not shatter
This burning flame it can't be tamed
No! I cannot resist her snow white hair
Vintage wheelchair
Sparks flew the moment we kissed!

I kissed a girl, and I liked it
Taste of her denture cream
If I had a drink she would have spiked it,
But it's okay with me
I was enticed I found my vice
I wish she had planted one on me twice
It was my sin soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin

I don't what happened to me
My taste went from Brad Pitt to grannies
Walkers, dentures, and hearings aids
I like my ladies older by
Decades...
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SECURITY!