Yob lyrics

If it's different, punch
If it's lager, lunch
If it moves, root
If it quacks, shoot
If it's mates, protect
If it's wife, neglect
If it's wages, bet
If it's vicious, pet
If it's American, ape
If it's a blonde, gape
If it's boobs, inflate
If it's V8, venerate

Yahoooo!
Yahoooo!

If it's sport, booze
If it's licence, lose
If it's engine, thrash
If it's buttcrack, flash
If it's the boys, lairin'
If it's women, no swearin'
If it's the footy trip, anaesthesia
If it's back home, amnesia
If it's party, newted
If it's bedroom, putrid
If it's foreplay, forgotten
If it's rockin', don't bother knockin'

Yahoooo!
Yahoooo!

If it's a party, fight
If it's winning, skite
If it's politics, right
If it's flatulence, light
If it's tabloid, believe it
If it's broadsheet, don't read it
If it's music, rock
If it's casino, flock