The Midnight Beast – The Dance Routine lyrics

It's the year of the beast
Again! ha-ha

Dance crew, dance crew, dance crew, dance crew, dance crew
We're a dance crew, what you gonna do?

My name is Andrew-Francis-Wakely
You haven't heard 'bout my childhood lately
I had a room with a lovely view
I traded my skateboard for some ballet shoes (what! )

Have you ever had a fight with a dancer?
Let me finish your sentence before you answer
Just because I can move
Doesn't mean I couldn't kick all your teeth out with the back of my shoe- uh

I remember way back in the day
Hanging with my boys, smoking weed in the playground
Only difference is that never-ever happened
It's easier to sell ya lies when you rap 'em

Got a picture in my room
Of a man that I wish I knew
All of this loneliness fills me with hunger
And when I'm dancing it makes me stronger!

When there's no-one home (there's no-one home)
My friends and me (and me)
We lose ourselves in a sym-phon-y
If mum and dad could only see
So what's happening, come on team
Hit the motherfuckers with the dance routine!

-dance break-

My name is stefan james donald john abingdon
Ever since I was a little kid number one
I learnt to dance when I was in the womb
My first audience was sat in the recovery room

I was born with little tap shoes on
I'm not sure how they genitically put them on
(Gay) ok, if I'm gay come 'ere
I'll do a tap-step on your mouth an' your ear

I ordered a beat with an ounce more bounce
Got more digits than bill gate's bank account
You should see the women this gets me, believer
I had to get more bouncers than justin bieber

When there's no-one home (no-one's home)
My friends and me (and me)
We lose ourselves in a sym-phon-y (in a symphony)
If mum and dad (daddy) could only see
Dance professor, got a PHD
Doing record-breaking, booty shaking dance routines!

-dance break-

My name is ashley neil horne
I'm more wanted than the top-shelf porn
Some people think that I'm gay
So to prove that I'm not
Imma show you all my dance moves

-dances-

My dance moves will make you think
Got a few rules imma tell you:
I don't drink beer 'cause I don't like the taste
I don't eat steak 'cause it goes to my waist
Wait around for a while, I'm back!
This record's been a hit since I've been on the track!

When there's no-one home (still no-one home)
My friends and me (me and my friends)
We lose ourselves in sym-phon-y (in a, in a, in a WHAT! )
If mum and dad could only see
Follow your heart, follow your dreams
Lets show the whole world the dance routine

When there's no-one home (Billy Elliot)
Or I'm watching glee (Diversity)
The music takes a hold of me (Michael Flatley)
If mum and dad could only see (Stavros Flatley)
So what's happening, come on team
Hit the motherfuckers with the dance routine!

-dance break-