I'm So Manly lyrics

Life has always told me I was weak
Not anymore
Now I've got the wings of a bird and the beak
Of an eagle type creature

I'm just so manly
I make all the men around me wipe their eyes,
Look down and cry
At the size of my...

Cock so big and manly girls get killed
All of the time
Now I've got the balls of an Ox and the build
Of a very big mountain

We're just so manly
We morph into an enormous manly man
With giant hands

I can run a mile with a broken foot
It doesn't hurt
I can make a sand storm turn to soot
Or any other inanimate objects

We're just so manly
That the muscles in our arms turn into guns
When we look at your mum

I can climb a mountain with my nose
It's like a claw
Then I ski back down on a petal from a rose
To show that I'm still a sensitive manly man

We've so much feeling
That the feelings that we're feeling have feelings too
But I'm still a man

Dru, Dru, Dru, Dru, Dru, Dru

Yeah I'm so manly
I don't need to sing like bambi
I chop wood for fun
I shoot a gun
I got Numerous charges of hit n run

I listen to meat loaf
I cry but I don't have tears though
I did battle with a giant snake
And I did a poo on an earthquake

Poo on an earthquake
Poo on an earthquake
I'm so manly that I
Piss and I don't shake

Poo on an earthquake
And eat a whole steak
Then I'd run a marathon
Without getting a belly ache