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"The Wack Album" by The Lonely Island, which was released in 2013 and consists of 19 songs.
Weíve been here for a minute now
This some grown man shit
I got that diaper money, I got that diaper money
Dude I got that diaper money, Iím a grown ass man
Ayo I got that diaper money Ďcause my kids is the shit
So I say Iím gonna hustle to keep my pocket but fit
I got papers and papers and tapes
If you are under 30 and youíre totally cool then you absolutely know these guys
So The Lonely Island, it moved
The Lonely Island!
Okay, now this is just a broadcast
This in my pants, lazy Sunday, Nadia
No doubt these fuckers, those two
The Lonely Island, fuck yes
Theyíre the truth because they speak for the people
Thereís no way Iíll let my kids listen to it
Theyíre Satanists and they should be boycotted
Party people (party people)
We have taken control of your minds (your minds)
So get on the floor (oh yeah)
ĎCause itís time to kick up dirt, now letís work
Hey Ė weíre gonna dance tonight, okay?
Weíre all shining bright, let the music take you away
Donít ask questions, just do everything we say
[Female]: Hi, this is Bridget, should I come over later?
[TLI]: Iím sorry, I donít know a Bridget.
[Female]: Well thatís not what you said when you hugged me last night!
[TLI]: Ha! You think weíre an item just because I gave you a hug? Trick, you better think again.
WE. ARE NOT. GENTLEMEN.
Yo Ė Iíll hug a girl like it donít mean nothiní
Then turn around and start hugginí her cousin.
I'm A Hustler
Well Iím a hustler, thatís just what I do
Iím always hustling on the avenue
I can sell water to a whale
Or even a shell to a snail
Iím a hustler, life of a hustler, thatís me
Iíve been this way since I came out my mamaís purse
Iím always thinking of a scheme
And Iím good at what I do
And I know a thing or two about hustling
You have to be born with a certain swag
I Don't Give A Honk
Nowadays, everybody's using curse words.
Seems to me like it ain't necessary.
Yeah, so when I get steamed,
Yo - I tell 'em like this:
I don't give a honk, I don't give a honk,
And if you think I do, my friend
Then you're wronk.
Your crocodile tears can go and got gonk.
You think I'm a funk, but we don't give a honk.
I Fucked My Aunt
Damn, I fucked my aunt...
I can't believe I fucked my aunt...
I fucked my aunt y'all
I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid
Growin' up in the country felt like doin' a bid
But the summers were my favorite when we swam in the lake
And trips to the city, what a magical place
I Run NY
Ladies and Gentleman, the mayor of New York.
It's been brought to my attention that many rap artists
claim that they run New York.
But this is not the case.
Meet The Crew
We got the whole family here.
Time to meet the crew, Y'all!
My name is Jorm,
You can call me J-Orgus
Ride around town bumpin' Fugees in a tortoise
Yo, I'm Artemis Prime
Also known as Young Sandwich.
This beat remind me of back in the day
Man, tell em about your perfect Saturday
[Jorm and Kiva]
Woke up at ten, no worries at all
Another sunny day in LA, thatís how we roll
Hit my homie J cuz he rolls the blunts tight
[Intro: Maya Rudolph and Lonely Island]
Welcome to grammar class
Today weíre learning about semicolons
Oh, oh, oh
Yes, Lonely Island?
We use semicolons everyday
Can you give me an example?
Oh, hell yeah
Spell It Out
Yo it's the Lonely Island.
We got my man, Jorm, Kiv's in the house,
And me, you know who the F I am, and if not,
Let me spell it out.
They call me
D U D E T H A T H A S S E X W I T H P I G S F O R M O N E Y B U T O L N Y A S A S I D E T H I N G R I G T H N O W, I'm J U S T S H O R T O N C A S H A N D H A V E I R O N S I N T H E F I R E B U T I N T H I S E C O N O M Y I T ' L L H A V E T O D O M Y N A M E I S Lenny.
Wait that's gross.
Spring Break Anthem
Kings of the pussy, pounding our brewskies,
Banging chicks right there in the sand,
Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
Slammin' shots and marry a man!
Who wanna do a shot? (we do),
I'm gonna get fucked up (me too),
We came for a week, we are kings of the beach,
Spray water on the girls, t-shirts (See-through),
Cancun, party down, Lauderdale, another round,
Ladies listen up this song is for you
you know it's hard out there trying to find a dude
But the lonely island's got three top notch brothers
so sit back and listen while they compliment each other
My man Kiv is the shit
Dude is thoughtful as fuck
Plus his body is ripped
He's a good listener even when he's exhausted
We Are A Crowd
One two, one-two-three-(X2)
We are a crowd and we are loud.
We‚Äôre cheering as a group
At our favorite event.
We‚Äôre gonna cheer cause we are here.
With all of us together,
We have nothing to all of the ladies say WOO (woo!)
And all of the fellas say CROWD (yeah!)
We‚Äôre drinking beer and doing cheers.
We Need Love
Hey, what a great day for a swim
Yea, why are you wearing a shirt?
Too many hickies on my neck
Oh, the girl I was with last night scratched my back
So you've also been having sex
We need love not meaningless sex
You got a round butt? We're not impressed
So many girls wanna get in our pants
Where Brooklyn At?
Yea, itís not as good as their first album but thereís some funny stuff on it
I think theyíre all wack
Excuse me young people
Perhaps you could help me, Iím a bit lost
Sure, no problem
Where Brooklyn at?
You take the Williamsburg Bridge or theÖ
Where Brooklyn at?
Adam Levine: YOLO
Andy: YOLO, you only live once.
The battle cry of a generation.
This life is a precious gift.
So don't get too crazy,
It's not worth the risk.
You've Got The Look
(Yeah, oh yeah. You got the look.)
Girl Ė you got the look (you got the look! )
Youíre rolling up in the party with one titty out (one titty out)
Oh girl, you got the whole damn place shook up (you know you got it shook)
The way your booby be breathing,
It makes me wanna scream and shout, yeah yeah yeah
Damn, girl Ė you rockiní that thing.
With no support, just watching it swing.
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